August 12, 2002

Google

I finally broke down and did one of those oh so popular Google searches, you know the ones where you type in your name and is.. It was amusing, educational even..

The [insert name here] is available for a variety of outings and Private Charters can be arranged.

..is a clairvoyant spiritual healer/counselor.

..is a political play which in a Brechtian way presents the complex position of the artist who in certain situations, dictated by war and politics.

..is a survivor and has her own gladiatrix version of the strength and honor code.

..is now a very substantial ghost.

Santa [insert name here] is the perfect place to stay while in Cabo San Lucas.

..is drinking heavily.

..is the former lead singer for the Contemporary Christian Band "Rhema". [yeah right]

..is a steely realist who can twist New Jersey's biggest mob boss around her finger whenever she needs to.

..is a movie star, she's beautiful, a femme fatale.

..is resurrected.

..is hardly a doormat.

..is seriously depressed.

..is a delicious name.

..is both consulting a psychiatrist and confessing to a priest.

..is an aspiring pop artist.

..is buried in Baltimore

..is the 640th most popular female first name in the United States; frequency is 0.018% [and here I thought my name was unique]

..is mentally unstable.

.. is from the Hebrew root CAF RESH MEM � KEREM � which means vineyard.

La [insert name here] is 10 minutes drive from Los Christianos/Americas.

.. is confessing her impure thoughts to you.

1:45 p.m.

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